What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 20:55

Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
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Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.